Friday, June 25, 2004
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FOR MEN ONLY
I happened across this looking through an Esquire (men's mag) in the office last night. You gals out there are not to read it.
IMPOSSIBLE CHOICES FOR A MAN
Burn apricot incense, or leave the window open and freeze.
Sex with a fat chick who knows what she's doing, or sex with a beautiful chick who just lies there.
Jog with this hot chick at five in the morning, or sleep for extra four hours.
Receding hairline or bald spot on top of head.
Sit through new Ben Affleck movie or walk to theater barefoot over shards of glass.
Have your mortgage paid off, or have threesome with Jennifer Garner and Heather Graham.
Dial 10-10-321-567-88-10-321 before every phone call, or just dial the number you want and pay the extra three cents.
Masturbate to L.L. Bean catalog or a drawing of a woman in Yellow Pages.
I happened across this looking through an Esquire (men's mag) in the office last night. You gals out there are not to read it.
IMPOSSIBLE CHOICES FOR A MAN
Burn apricot incense, or leave the window open and freeze.
Sex with a fat chick who knows what she's doing, or sex with a beautiful chick who just lies there.
Jog with this hot chick at five in the morning, or sleep for extra four hours.
Receding hairline or bald spot on top of head.
Sit through new Ben Affleck movie or walk to theater barefoot over shards of glass.
Have your mortgage paid off, or have threesome with Jennifer Garner and Heather Graham.
Dial 10-10-321-567-88-10-321 before every phone call, or just dial the number you want and pay the extra three cents.
Masturbate to L.L. Bean catalog or a drawing of a woman in Yellow Pages.
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