Thursday, August 05, 2004
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This blog is hijacked.
My name is Corinne. My buddy Jaren and I are appropriating this blog and wish to inform you that Kitzi is being kidnapped and forced to eat junk food. She has a well-stocked bar here, so we're pretty sure she's bringing booze home from work. Otherwise we'd be forced to drink cheap beer with the junk food, because we spent all our hard-earned dough getting to this island.
Kitzi is bound and gagged in the corner, but otherwise unharmed. If you want to hear from her again, Jaren says you must each contribute $20 to the campaign fund of Barack Obama. I'll try not to let Jaren near the keyboard. You don't want to get him started.
As soon as we clean up, we're going to find some food and then out on the town. We'll try to keep Kitzi out of trouble. Get out your checkbooks. That's B A R A C K O B A M A.
My name is Corinne. My buddy Jaren and I are appropriating this blog and wish to inform you that Kitzi is being kidnapped and forced to eat junk food. She has a well-stocked bar here, so we're pretty sure she's bringing booze home from work. Otherwise we'd be forced to drink cheap beer with the junk food, because we spent all our hard-earned dough getting to this island.
Kitzi is bound and gagged in the corner, but otherwise unharmed. If you want to hear from her again, Jaren says you must each contribute $20 to the campaign fund of Barack Obama. I'll try not to let Jaren near the keyboard. You don't want to get him started.
As soon as we clean up, we're going to find some food and then out on the town. We'll try to keep Kitzi out of trouble. Get out your checkbooks. That's B A R A C K O B A M A.
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