Tuesday, February 15, 2005
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CONFESSION
One of the multitude of fans of this blog sent an email expressing concern about my recent absence, so I've decided to tell the whole story here and now.
Friends...I was abducted by aliens. And not for the first time, either. It started when I was in high school. Only this time they took me back to the mother ship and kept me for almost a month.
You've all seen those little blue-ish night light things that plug into your outlet? Of course, you have. But what you didn't know is that those are used for communication with the mother ship. Stick with me and I'll guide you through the coming invasion.
One of the multitude of fans of this blog sent an email expressing concern about my recent absence, so I've decided to tell the whole story here and now.
Friends...I was abducted by aliens. And not for the first time, either. It started when I was in high school. Only this time they took me back to the mother ship and kept me for almost a month.
You've all seen those little blue-ish night light things that plug into your outlet? Of course, you have. But what you didn't know is that those are used for communication with the mother ship. Stick with me and I'll guide you through the coming invasion.
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